The President

As you know, I'm by far the best candidate for US president. However, the current one has decided that us pesky foreigners shouldn't be able to view his re-election s(h)ite.

Also interestingly, it seems saying "I want to kill the President" on your blog can get the FBI around to your house. I dunno, maybe they're running out of coffee at FBI HQ, or perhaps they come around and give you some weapons training or something.

As for the election, I've come to the conclusion that "dubya" is basically for thickies who haven't realised that the US does stuff people don't like abroad, and just want to vote for idealistic principles. Kerry, whilst a bit odd looking, seems to be more for the intellectuals, because he broaches complicated topics such as "America's respect in the world". We foreigners know how complicated that must be to get across, after all, we all want to be like the US - why wouldn't we? It's the Land of the Free, after all.
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