Joe Millionaire

What the hell is this? They've got 12 (very fit) girls from various places (mostly Europe). They then tell them that the guy they're going to meet is called David, and he's a 'real American cowboy'. The silence, screwed up faces, and groaning only stops when they tell them that he's worth about $80 million. Suddenly they're all seeing endless shopping, diamonds and sitting by the pool.

Keep these people away from me.

(the minor good news is that of course, David's actually worth about $8, and he really is the redneck yank they thought of when they heard "cowboy").

Submitted by coofercat on Mon, 2004-07-19 11:33