Yes folks, I'm a EuroMillions lottery winner! I'll be purchasing my island in the South Pacific very soon, as I'm now £6.60 richer!
Phew, it's tough being filthy rich. It takes a long time to count all this money, and still find enough time to get out and spend it. Don't worry though, this won't change me - I'll still be here, blogging about stuff as always. I won't forget you (promise!)