Adam and Eve walked with dinosaurs.
The perils of the under-educated. If science doesn't explain things the way you want, you can't just change it. That's like saying "1 + 1 = 3" - it just doesn't work. If you think creationism deserves some mention, then teach it, but don't deface knowledge previously learned. It's all getting a bit Orwellian, but then of course, that means nothing to the under-educated.