Grr! Living in a city's good, but the bloody helicopters are annoying. I've got to turn the telly up because of one (apparently) right overhead. Those pesky criminals - if I see one hedge-hopping in my back yard I clobber him myself - pass me that snow shovel!
I hereby declare my neighbourhood a no-fly zone. Anyone caught disobeying will be sent to bed with no tea!
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...so this stranger seem to be sending me a weird and noughty message on my phone.. how on earth did you get my number. Though drunk, I couldn't have been that wasted to have given a stranger my phone number... hmm...
Are you still drunk, by any chance?