In a sort of Frankenstein sort of way, I've shoved a mobile phone onto Coofer Cat. I did this once before, but it stopped working for some gnarly reason I never really got to the bottom of. This time, it's all spangly and bluetoothed and actually considerably better than back then.
Anyway, you can send Coofer Cat your thoughts by text to +44(0)7867 937282. We don't publish your number, instead we make a daft name out of it and show that instead. Oh, and we won't sell your number to anyone, so you won't get any extra dodgy calls because of us.