It warms my little feline heart to know that coofercat.com does, in some small way contribute to society. Perhaps it entertains you, perhaps it makes you feel better to know there's someone more geeky than you, perhaps it makes you aspire to be as cool and sexy as me, or perhaps it's just a good place to have a good read and tell us your stories of woe.

In an "infinte number of monkeys" type way, this meandering drivvel occasionally creates a masterpiece. This one has it all. It's a story of two marauding factions, each feeling they have valour and honour on their side. Will the guy get the girl? Will the two sides kiss and make up? Will justice be done? Will the Gateshead 15 be released? Stay tuned to find out.
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