Got burgled yesterday - front door's a complete mess, but fortunately not loads taken. Time to move.

Fortunately, the perpetrators left their ID cards here, so the police just went around to their houses and rounded them up. Yeah right.

Update: The toerag got away with my dollar sign medallion. So if you see some two bit cheap-arsed street pimp pedalling some saggy slapper ho then tell him I want a word.